Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

Brenden playing xbox

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017

Playing Fortnite

Another term for Stage 4 Cancer.

Person 1: Hey dude what's up with your little brother?
Person 2: Oh he's got Stage 4 Cancer
Person 1: Damn man I'm so sorry

The brother turns around: SHUT UP YOU FAGGOTS I'M PLAYING FORTNITE!

by HitOrMissGirl2000 February 1, 2019

Playing Sonic

Sliding one's finger rhythmically and quickly.

i.e. female masturbation

<Dave> man where's Angie
<Fred> shes been playing sonic the whole time
<Angie> >_>

by Dave March 27, 2005

playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

by yo mama September 11, 2003

playing monopoly

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

by thatnotoriouskat April 30, 2007

playing with yourself

the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure

If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.

by hazelkid September 19, 2006