PITA

pain in the ass

All dat bitch does is complain. She's such a pita!

by Da Bitch March 26, 2004

pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Pitities

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

by Cazland January 11, 2009

Pitilingis

Long term for Pita.

Pepper is a pitilingis.

by Lizzy Gibbz July 8, 2010

Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

patias

A patias or pastas is someone who lacks a soul

"Wow you're a real pastas"
"No, you're a patias"

by a person who lacks a soul July 25, 2017

pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017