Ten Pint Time Machine

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.

Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!

by Jollyer February 26, 2023

Pint O' Guinness

Guinness - A great beer according to the strait community, slang term amoung homesexuals for sperm.

Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.

He drank my entire Pint O' Guinness

by Aberaham Lasternal October 28, 2004

Fuck You Up Pint

1/2 Lagar
1/2 Smirnoff Ice
and a shot of Vodka.

Downed in 1.

Turbo shandy but better.

Man 1: Want a Fuck You Up Pint?
Man 2: Hell yeah, i wanna get fucked up.

by Dead_Eric October 27, 2007

Away fans pint and stuff lmao

A way of saying you have no friends.

Not everyone is obessed with away fans pint and stuff lmao

by Tomw3465 February 13, 2022

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019

sunshine pint

A nice refreshing pint to celbrate warm, sunny weather in England/UK.

Usually experienced in a friendly beer garden.

Hey buddy, the sun's out, fancy a sunshine pint?

by AAlcoholic September 12, 2009

e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!

"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"

by BonusBear April 8, 2010