ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 26, 2024
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ping pong ball

I honestly have no idea why you searched this up... Anyways, I'll actually give you a definition because I have nothing better to do. Ping pong ball, A noun. A ping pong ball is a round solid object that is usually used to play table tennis.
Millie: Why do you like to play Animal Crossing so much?
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Aiko: Well, because it's fun and I like fun things... Also, I'm going to say something about a ping pong ball because someone searched it up, and they probably want to know what it is.
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Millie: That has nothing to do with what I asked you, but thanks for at least answering my question.
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Aiko: When I was little, I threw a ping pong ball on top of the roof on my house.
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Ping Pong Peng

To describe a good looking person
She is Ping Pong Peng
by bethanfern June 25, 2019
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Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
by Demoness May 08, 2011
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ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession
Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today
by SlyAsesino May 30, 2022
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Ping pong pussy

When your fucking a girl so hard that your balls go in her vagina and pop back out and hit your butthole
Dude I was fucking This girl last night and I did the infamous ping pong pussy to her
by Titustheboxer October 26, 2019
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Ping and Pong

Slang for a guy's gonads/balls/scrotes
Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024
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