periscoping

When taking a dump your turd goes down the toilet and still manages to break the surface of the water, resembling a periscope from a submarine.

I just took a dump that was so long it was periscoping.

by stephen sanders December 9, 2008

prisual

a very og person. has a big dick. usually fucks girls named "tiffany"

derrick is prisual

by swag cams 50 November 11, 2015

Mexican Periscope

The act of spreading a woman's anus open with your thumbs, then peering into it like a periscope. Technically could be performed on anyone, by anyone, but in the original example it was a man performing the act on a woman.

Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.

Man, that chick is crazy. She asked me to give her a Mexican Periscope!

by TexasCracker April 11, 2013

Down Periscope

A manner of applying the Arabian Goggles. You sneak up behind the person and lower your balls onto their eyes, while saying "Down Periscope!"

I snuck up behind Matt and gave him the good ol' Arabian Goggles, Down Periscope style.

by PTPablo September 23, 2008

Crystal blue persuasion

A 1960s song about acid, LSD.

Expression used today to refer to blue Crystal Meth.

Man we was spun on that Crystal Blue Persuasion when the song came on the radio. Trip.

by Spun Sideways July 18, 2018

Reverse Peristalsis

One of the best HardCore band ever!Pukie Head Productions.
Dave-Don-Vig-Jayson. R.P.= NJ/HC
1988-1991

Did you hear REVERSE PERISTALSIS'S DEMO"THE NIGHTIME,SNIFFLING,SNEEZING,COUGHING,ACHING,STUFFY HEAD,FEVER SO YOU CAN REST DEMO?

by Erik Nutra-Sweet Kills Vigtec OS101 October 24, 2003

Asian Persuasion

-A word to describe the peoples of Asia 's uncanny negotiating skills that are acquired from birth. (These skills are mostly used to solve algebraic equations). Unfortunately these skills cannot be used in any other instance that doesn't involve mathematics. Asian negotiators were let go for they could not seem to discern which direction they should be facing on account of their terrible eyesight.

-In one case, Chinese negotiator, Dong Soo Kim, who was very skilled in Asian Persuasion, had a record breaking 542 failed negotiations. Due mostly because he could not effectively fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

-Asian Persuasion can be used against one's self as with the case that one convinced themselves that turning into oncoming traffic is a good idea and will benefit both insurance policy holders and the progress of modern arithmetic and rice production.

by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012