A non-existant place that, when written carefully, will look like Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:
www.penisland.com -- sells custom pens.
www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.
www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.
by Mark1 December 11, 2006

The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.
The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.
The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.
by Sweetpea306 October 2, 2016

by Sam September 1, 2008

During intercourse the female partner puts both her legs behind her head, the male partner then proceeds to pick the female up into the air vertically. In doing so creates one hundred percent penatration.
"yo, you hundo-pen that g last night?"
by Crawf JB Richie February 21, 2008

Not what you keep a cow in but a pen that looks like a cow. It also moos and shoot lazer vision in your eye from it's nose. Extremely annoying and you can buy them at the mall.
by cookiequeens December 23, 2009

At Clifford High School, which is in the boonies, Tom Jeroldford was the plaid pen of the school...even though he had a hunchback.
by Rachel Bernard 12 May 16, 2008

Nifa is a very funny person .Host of Vibes & Nifa. Fans/ Followers of Nifa the Pen are called papers .
by A paper May 1, 2021
