Paul

An Asian Jew who is very dirty minded but extremely funny.

P1: Do you know Paul?

P2: Yeah, he's hilarious!

by David Drillickson March 11, 2018

Paul

If from America- A great guy who dresses like a lumberjack, has a glorious beard, and smells of the outdoors and freedom.

If from Europe- A gigantic man pussy who reeks of fish. He complains too much and cooks shitty crepes.

Case 1- My friend Paul is visiting from Oregon. We're going to go chop down trees for fun!

Case 2- I went to European Paul's last night. He served soyrizo. What a pussy.

by beniportugal September 18, 2014

Paul

A person with a small penis and fucks guys , usually the name of the guy is Ethan and makes sounds that makes him sound like he has special needs

Shut the fuck up paul

by Paul is a fuck head May 27, 2016

Paul

A mean dad who wont let his daughter go fishing with her best friends.

jerry "wanna go fishing?"
gabby "i can't my dad is being a paul"

by the best person ever13311331 December 28, 2010

Paul

This nigga likes boys. He's ugly as fuck and can't do anything right. He's fat, stupid, IL ugly and can't find a partner. Do better.

Jason is being so stupid , he's acting like a Paul.

by Apple Jack's on ice April 15, 2017

Paul

A very white male who's favorite phrase is "Straight gangster". Also attempts to speak Spanish but isn't so great at it. Drives a dope BMW tho and is overall a pretty good guy.

Paul: "That's straight gangster, hombre."
Person: "I figured you'd say that."

by DylanBurkey May 16, 2018

Paul

Paul is similar to the urban legend bigfoot seagull, he likes to roam without a care in the world including following people.

Paul is a bigfoot seagull

by 12345crack November 3, 2019