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facebook parasite

a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all
god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...
by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010
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Pandemic paradise

Pandemic paradise is a fanily frendly mine cwaft swerver and it’s cool
by Jwhwhbwneiene June 3, 2020
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Paradise, Texas

Hell on earth. If you have the chance to move here, reject it immediately.
Paradise, Texas: Hell, Endless agony, Hell-hole, Place of Small-Town-Torment
by BrandyX November 25, 2011
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parapara paradise

1) The hit series of parapara VHS, DVDs, and VCDs, by Avex Trax Records. The main stars of the ParaPara Paradise series are Richiyo, Satoko, Miho, Ryoko, and Maki. Features hit Eurobeat songs and said women performing the parapara routines to them.

2) The DDR-style video game that came out recently, modeled after the hit Avex Trax series.

3) The superior state of hyper reached by practicing your parapara skills and listening to Eurobeat for hours on end.

All of these are most commonly abbreviated as PPP.
1) Dude, I finally found ParaPara Paradise 1! That means that the collection, 1-7, is COMPLETE!

2) Much to my disappointment, the hand sensors on the ParaPara Paradise game weren't working very well. I got a low score, even though I've been doing this for years.

3) Girl 1: "OMGOMGOMG SQUEE!"
Girl 2: "What's up with you?"
Girl 1: "I JUST GOT DONE PRACTICING THE ROUTINE FOR "DYNAMITE"! I THINK I'VE GOT IT DOWN!!!!"
Girl 2: "Oh, well that explains it..."
by Tsuki Reiko March 7, 2007
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Water Parasite

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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Social Parasite

A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.

Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?

Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.

Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.

Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."

Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.

Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
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