To preem is the act of being so horny that you precum.
The more litteral sense of cumming your pants.
Nobody cums their pants unless they are on a Tokyo Subway but you would totally preem yourself over the girl across the road.
The more litteral sense of cumming your pants.
Nobody cums their pants unless they are on a Tokyo Subway but you would totally preem yourself over the girl across the road.
by Arpaburch Cup January 17, 2011
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Verb
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
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Get the PreEmptive Mouse mug.By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!
by Littlespud October 6, 2011
Get the Pavement Paralysis mug.i.e like fairy dust, a random powdered substance giving unprecedented buzz and visual effects, found on the pavement, therefore totally unidentifiable.
man I got the best hit from a line of that pavement powder that i've ever had from any drug. what was it?
by walker of lives December 18, 2012
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"The Grand Cherokee SRT8 is a nice 'Pavement Crawler'"
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"Chevy Blazers are such good off road vehicles, why would you make it into a 'Pavement Crawler'?"
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"Chevy Blazers are such good off road vehicles, why would you make it into a 'Pavement Crawler'?"
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