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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023
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ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
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Dawgy Paddle

That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.
“Man, Jerome done did the dawgy paddle. Rest in peace homie.”
by Ohioan By Choice December 2, 2023
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Meat paddles

I would love to suck on your meat paddles
by gregmeat July 20, 2022
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Back-paddling

Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.
He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean
by Mohawk Joey June 29, 2022
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All alone with no paddle

When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.
Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.
by Nollie August 22, 2022
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