pruned wang

The condition in which a male gets after engaging in sexual intercourse for excessive amounts of time. (Similar to pruned fingers: The condition in which one gets after exposing the finger tips to wet pussy for an extended period of time.)

Dude, that chic was so wet, I got pruned wang after banging for three hours!

by nymphochic July 16, 2008

prune head

1. a person (or item) that is in very nature as if it had a prune stuck on its head

2. someone replusively annoying and/or sickening

YUCK JULIE! i cant go out with seymour, hes like a total prune head!!!

by livvygurl March 19, 2008

prune face

The pompous gigolo John Kerry, noted for his wrinkly, albeit botoxed features.

The French looking prune face picked the Breck Girl as his running mate.

by octopod July 6, 2004

Prune

See Proon by Obsidian.

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.

by Obsidian April 24, 2005

prune

a guy who climaxs too quickly

Chris is such a prune..he in and out of me like that (snap)

by strawberries July 20, 2003

prune

A friendly insolt to a friend who as done something wrong.

You prune you!

Prune-age

Back in your Fruit Bowl Prune

by peggy the pirate December 28, 2007

prune brain

A person whose intelligence is impaired either permanently or temporarily. The latter condition is most often associated with unexpectedly encountering other road traffic whilst sitting in the driving seat of a motor vehicle. See also halfwit moron cretin imbecile boy racer idiot muppet teenager

"No of course I'm not upset that you pulled out of a side road right in front of me, thereby endangering myself and my entire family. Think nothing of it, Prune Brain!"

by Robo283 April 26, 2008