Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!

Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022

Protein sip

The last gulp of a drink that comes with all the backwash

Hey man, do you want to finish this drink? Nah, that's the protein sip

by Pepper24 July 08, 2017

Man protein

The body fluid that ejects from the penis.

I suck his dick every morning for my daily intake of man protein.

by My god-87 August 14, 2016

protein schlop

A bunch of protein-filled food items mushed together on one dish.

"Wow man, thats just straight protein schlop in your bowl!"

by dashthebeast February 22, 2024

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 21, 2024

Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

by Mr Gumby October 22, 2015