Potato

A food or smth idk

that's a fucking potato you fucking moron

by Idontknow:/ April 7, 2021

Potato

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.

I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.

by MangMang April 11, 2015

Potatoes

One of many things that is better than cheese. But we all know they're better together.

Potatoes are so much better than cheese

by POTATOES > CHEESE September 20, 2019

Potato

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine

by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019

Potato

The bestest thing in all existence!

"Dude that car is so potato"

by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019

Potato

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.

I'm not cute I'm a potato.

by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.

For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...

by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016