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Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies
Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die
by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020
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Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
by dablackfox March 27, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Me
by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019
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Potato

Potato
by Lpskitten July 27, 2017
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Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see
Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.
by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019
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Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.
Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."
by JensenButton March 4, 2016
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Potato

A vegetable but also a word for best friend, without the best friend label
She’s my potato I tell her everything
by Jooms x January 8, 2020
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