A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 11, 2016
A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.
by C.M.S. April 28, 2005
When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer August 24, 2006
by EzioReilly December 21, 2014
When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!
by MML1234 July 07, 2016