pocket bunny

Someone who is broke or has no money. The act of pulling out one's pant's pockets to show there is no funds hidden within forms the ears of said bunny.

Can you believe when we went out he pulled up all pocket bunny on us and I had to pay?

by aardvarks June 8, 2007

Pocket Pool

When you got your hand in your pants and your playing what that hangy thing on your body on the lower part. Then people start looking at you because they know your having fun over there.

Person 1: Matthew's over there playing pocket pool, isn't he?
Person 2: Yup. I bet he's having a ball.
Person 1: Nasty ass bitch.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

pocket billiards

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets

"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.

Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.

by Marc.O.C. & Evan Z. June 24, 2009

POCKET BEAR

A stocky hairy masculine gay male of small stature

that's one sexy pocket bear

by obliqueanz October 5, 2009

Pocket Moment

Doing something incredibly retarded

Look! Coco did a pocket moment

by Alfonso:) May 25, 2021

pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014