by Hillbillyhurricane January 4, 2021
Get the Peruvian PumpJack mug.when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021
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When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.
Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021
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by ouhgeee August 2, 2021
Get the Peruvian’d mug.by Araik199 January 18, 2022
Get the Peruvian Haymaker mug.A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"
Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
by Loverboy230 April 7, 2022
Get the peruvian coffeebean mug.When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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