parker 

a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.

girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”

parker by imagirl123 February 20, 2019

Parker 

THE BEST PERSON EVER TO LIVE, SO YEAH! WE COOL. USUAlLY HAVE AIRPODS AND ARE COOL!!!!!!!

PARKER.

Parker by VTG POISON February 25, 2019

Parker 

She is a badass beastwho has no chill she is smart and sometimes kind just don’t get in her bad side

Guy1-justin did you parker kick his ass
Justin- hell yah

Parker by Sahhhh April 9, 2019

Parker 

Parker is a guy that likes to send it sometimes they have there off days and sometimes they have there send days or sometimes they like to talk shit

Wow Look Parker is about to send ittt

Parker by Dequavis kush April 15, 2019

parker 

Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great

“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”

parker by ☠️ April 26, 2019

Parker 

From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.

Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke

Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds

Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles

Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!

Parker by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019

Parker 

A person who is a bastard

Why is it always Parker?

Parker by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019