Oxford Properties

Active investors, asset managers and builders of businesses. With its portfolio companies, Oxford manages nearly$80 billion of assets across four continents, in some of the world’s most transformative places.

Did you see that big Oxford Properties deal?

by Oxford Properties November 25, 2021

Oxford Study

Seeing a couple comprised of a gorgeous asian female and a mid/below mid white male.

The oxford study is a phenomon plagueing the modern day dating marketplace.

by simplemindedsimpleton April 5, 2024

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

oxford study

a study the University of Oxford did where they found the majority of Asian women prefer white men (usually mid-white men in the context of TikTok).

*tiktok of a white man asian girl couple*

comments: Oxford Study

by ricochezz February 4, 2024

Oxford Dictionary

The worst dictionary on the planet, contains no factual evidence and makes serious errors on words like ditto.

Eminem does not carry the Oxford Dictionary, he carries the supreme Urban Dictionary.

by Hot Gay Guy June 13, 2024

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019