The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
by Flexy Mcghee September 14, 2016
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The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was
by The ostrich 🙄 April 23, 2017
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Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems
I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?
by Brygan January 27, 2024
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ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
by Thelewdkitten November 06, 2021
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ostrich#3366

A notorious Discord user known for his hatred of pedophiles and Russians. He only plays mobile games and is an X-bow main.
Johnathan: Bruhhh that x-bow user is such an annoying piece of shit, he keeps BMing me.
BSC: yeah that's ostrich#3366, that Chinese bitch.
by Slipping pie March 01, 2023
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Ostriched

One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.
by _Anti_Freeze_ July 25, 2021
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the ostrich dance

The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.
Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.
by breaking benjamin November 26, 2013
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