In comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the CSH girls ;) This is such a hick town it's not even right. These kids can party though, behind the public school. LOL
"Don't you wish you lived in Comber Ontario, with those 3 CSH girls, and you could always ride your tractor around town?"
Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6
Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6
by NYVESOLOL October 22, 2012
Get the Comber Ontariomug. Basically means the person is a massive cokehead, tweaker or some sort of drug addict and all around scumbag. You see and meet them all the time in Calgary and Edmonton. They come to Alberta to make money and because they made too many enemies wherever they're from, so they flee. Be cautious around these animals and be prepared for them to eventually fuck you over and disappear. Just when you think they're nice and chill, nope, they are scheming and devising ways to fleece and scam you. It's just a matter of time. NEVER lend them money, you will NEVER get it back. Avoid single moms from Ontario at all costs, the pussy may be out-of-this-world but it isn't worth the headache for what will eventually happen, just trust me. And they will never pass up any opportunity to let everybody around them know that they're from Ontario, they just can't help themselves. Often times they'll get jobs but then quit after they're eligible for EI to go on drug benders. Very well known to steal equipment, tools and copper off of job sites and selling them on Kijiji for drug money. Usually they lay on a really thick, exaggerated Canadian accent to mock you and when they are being condescending, often grossly overusing "bud" and "buddy."
They're usually on a war path and don't give a shit anymore, bordering on pure unadulterated sociopathy.
They're usually on a war path and don't give a shit anymore, bordering on pure unadulterated sociopathy.
Derek from Ontario drinking with guys he works with at a bar "ohhh yeah bud i'm from Ontario eh? Oh fuck bud the Leafs are just right fuckin' pissin' me off like just win for crying out loud! Holy smokes any of you boys want to kill a cig out front?"
Out front "Oh hey can I bum a smoke off ya bud? I fuckin' forgot my pack at home like a fuckin' retard." *Lights smoke* "hey anybody got any coke I can buy?"
A month later Derek steals a bunch of impact drills, sawzalls, pipe wrenches and copper from the job site and sells it on Kijiji for coke money. Derek never returns to work and soon begins collecting EI and becomes a food bank regular to save money to buy more drugs. Derek finds a doc who will prescribe him Xanax for a small bribe, which he crushes up and laces with shitty coke and dirty fentanyl and sells it to highschool students.
Out front "Oh hey can I bum a smoke off ya bud? I fuckin' forgot my pack at home like a fuckin' retard." *Lights smoke* "hey anybody got any coke I can buy?"
A month later Derek steals a bunch of impact drills, sawzalls, pipe wrenches and copper from the job site and sells it on Kijiji for coke money. Derek never returns to work and soon begins collecting EI and becomes a food bank regular to save money to buy more drugs. Derek finds a doc who will prescribe him Xanax for a small bribe, which he crushes up and laces with shitty coke and dirty fentanyl and sells it to highschool students.
by MillzUndesirable March 6, 2025
Get the from Ontariomug. by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016
Get the Hammond, Ontariomug. stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021
Get the essex ontariomug. A group of people labelled as terrorists by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just want to make vaccination against COVID-19 optional
by EmperorShitface February 16, 2022
Get the Ontario Truckersmug. Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
Get the Russell, Ontariomug.