"Hey bro I got some milk, lets do this shit!"
Man 1: "Hey dude you got any milk?"
Man 2: "Na, I just ran out."
Man 1: "Hey dude you got any milk?"
Man 2: "Na, I just ran out."
by Nick Dillard May 7, 2008
Get the Milkmug. When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.
A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
by Long Johns October 30, 2014
Get the Milking itmug. by YoMama Turtle420 February 17, 2019
Get the milk have milkmug. by A1exchange075 March 14, 2019
Get the Milkmug. by I can’t find a fuckin ud name! February 24, 2020
Get the Milkmug. Milk is an admirable adorable alluring, angelic appealing beauteous bewitching captivating charming classy comely cute dazzling delicate delightful divine elegant enthralling enticing excellent exquisite fair, fascinating fetching fine good-looking gorgeous graceful grand lovely magnetic magnificent marvelous mesmeric nice pleasing pretty pulchritudinous radiant ravishing refined resplendent splendid statuesque stunning sublime superb symmetrical taking tantalizing teasing tempting girl. Milk is my little princess >< her bf will be there for her no matter what. Always take care of her because she's the sweetest person you will ever meet.
by por tor wor November 22, 2021
Get the Milkmug. by livelyalice January 28, 2021
Get the milkmug.