Light the pencil on fire, put it down

Saying something you know for a fact is true, but everybody says it isn't.

Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!

by darealyohedatrapperlol February 19, 2026

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The world is on fire

Yeah, I don't though.

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

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why we on fire

cuz we lit

why we on fire
cuz we lit 🪱

by GoodCivilian November 20, 2025

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aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.

David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire

by King_Toxic February 12, 2025

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