status obsessioning

1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.

2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.

3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame

4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people

status obsessioning:

1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...

2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!

3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..

4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**

by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010

cyber-obsession

When you meet someone online...after romantic and sexual chat...the conjered feelings of sexual attraction and love occure..before ever meeting the person in the flesh...only to be smashed when meeting face to face.

Man I met this chick online 6 months ago...we were so hot and in love...then she flew out for the weekend and we met...it was all a cyber-obsession that i had created.

by samson92024 January 23, 2010

halo 2 obsession

basically what millions of people have after november 9th, 2004

sam got total halo 2 addiction after november 9th, 2004

by {BH}BLKfalc April 12, 2005

Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

O.C.G.D
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.

1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.

OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D

Person: What?

OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

Person: Yeah you're right he does

by idavien May 28, 2008

DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder)

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“Doja Kkkat is over ,Meg ended her”
-Gurl u have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession Discorder) ,get a life

by juicydoja July 25, 2020

obsession

A word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated

the gym has become john's obsession, or am i just lazy?.

by Yano Blamo September 21, 2006

Obsession

In 'love' terms, Obsession is when you are trying to control someone that you think you are in love with. You get them or try to get them, to do what you want them to do. If you break up with them you get all angry and want to destroy their lives and hurt them (inside). This is true obsession.

Thinking about someone loads is NOT Obsession.

A guy gets finished by a girl and gets all his friends to send hate mail to her friends and her.

by Ollie Double-U July 11, 2005