Nurmle

Something you say when you don't know what to say.

Nurmle. Nurmle.

by YaBishh333 December 26, 2021

Nurgled

Contracting some sort of illness. Anything from a STD, the common cold, to the worst disease you could ever imagine.

Guy: Hey, I can’t come into work today. I got nurgled.

Boss: Alright, come into tomorrow. Hope you feel better!

Guy#1: I think I this chick nurgled me at the party we went to last night.
Guy#2Damn. You should get that checked out.

by Hthwkekkjwjdhebjkdjwheg1111111 June 5, 2022

Numplepips

Something or someone who is cute but slightly daft.

My girlfriend is numplepips

by Wilburflip June 11, 2022

Nurdle

A penis that is so flaccid that it resembles a limp noodle.

Bro,it's so cold out here that my nurdle is turtling!

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

nurgle

Long before this became a fictional proper name, it was a transitive verb. Meaning to creat scrap by accident or through incompetence.

The drill snapped and Henry competely nurgled the gurning bracket.

by cluckluck September 22, 2023

nurdle

have you ever brushed your teeth ?
and squeeze the tube and and wavy shaped toothpaste came out
thats nurdle

a nurdle of toothpaste

by zeahahaha guy September 30, 2023

Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024