Newell

A four-street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell’s first official retard. Newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of “Dueling Banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.

Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he sayin’, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin’.

(Newell)

by Frammed August 27, 2008

norwell

Norwell is a small town in Massachusetts. The whackest kids live here. Mad lesbians and red heads. The girls look they've been beaten with a stick and the guys are all pussys. The people who live in this town try to front like they have money by associating their town with Hingham and Cohasset. One word: whack.

Norwell is a town filled with slutty mothers who won't accept the fact that they're no longer 30 and red heads.

by annonymous April 21, 2005

noelley

to be extremely hyper active in situations where no energy is required.

did you do a noelley in math class?

yeah i deffinetly was noelley in math class.

by no3y March 22, 2009

Noelle

um the coolest, most attractive, girl with the best personality ever. usually brunette with colored eyes. she thinks she’s hot shit but in reality she really is. everyone loves her cuz how could u not. she’s athletic and could punch yo shit even though she’s shy. she loves hockey players and drools over mat barzal. she loves dads and their hot dad santa fanny pack lookin dad bods. especially hockey dads . she also obsesses over her exes cuz she can’t move on and is a freak. noelle is one of a kind as u can see. love and give her attention or she will shove vinegar blocks down ur gullet. also she loves her family!! and the man upstairs

aidan: hey man do u see that wonderful lookin lady over there
deck: oh ya bro that’s noelle she slaps my ass ALL the time it’s pretty hot man
aidan: oh i thought u were single bruv

deck: well she does it in my dreams dude lemme be u jew

by barzysgirlfriend January 13, 2022

Aiden Newell

The worst fortnite players and has plenty of ass woopins

Aiden Newell your mom gay.

Aiden: *starts raging and smashing his desk”

by Aiden Newell May 21, 2018

Newell

a homo, queer, fag, brownie pounder, fudge pakcer ext.

Hey newell, I'm gonna kick your ass

by Woodrow Johnson May 26, 2008

noelle

an aisan slurry who likes to get freaky with older men in a shed

dicko: whats that noise?
michelle: it's coming from the shed... must be noelle

by michhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 18, 2009