your dad does not exist
by imspeakingfax/true October 17, 2021
by nobody's brother November 08, 2021
by fjkfdhguffnrnf April 13, 2022
Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids
The mom is usually happy
Will only return if you win the lottery
The mom is usually happy
Will only return if you win the lottery
by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022
Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023
by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)
so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)
so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 June 01, 2009