Mama Newt

Just a poor mama who tried to look after his rebellious children, Thomas, Minho and Frypan. He did a good job until he forgot to look after himself

Mama Newt looked up, his mother tingles were immediately triggered by Thomas's screams as Ben chased him. One of his children where in trouble

by MamaNewtIsTheBestMotherEver July 29, 2021

b1g._.mama

A hottie mutual pls date me

please marriage b1g._.mama

by gojoscumrag March 7, 2021

markovo mama

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny

oh no markovo mama moment

by markovomama October 1, 2021

Mama-diving

The act of hitting on and/or getting lucky with mothers of at least the age of 30.

Guy 1: "Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
Guy 2: "Man, I'm diving some mamas. I'm going mama-diving"

by julab January 8, 2012

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Tiajuana Mama

This is, when a man puts Tobasco Sauce on his penis, and then gives his partner anal sex.

"The other night I gave my girlfriend a Tiajuana Mama, and she said it burned all night.

by CaptainX May 9, 2011

yo mama

"yo moma" is something you say in front of every sentence that some1 says just to piss then off

Guy 1: I'm going to tie my shoes
Guy 2: YO MOMA'S GONA TIE HER SHOES!!!

Girl 1: That Girl is a slut.
Random Guy 1: YO MOMA'S A SLUT!!!

by J R Stokes July 4, 2004