Can't be arsed

A term used when one really cannot be bothered/wants to/has to do something.

Mum: "Clean yer room."
ME: "Can't be arsed!"

by sleepygamer March 05, 2006

biscuit-arsed

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

by _GoD_ September 21, 2004

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

by The love bandit March 14, 2004

vague arse

n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.

Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!

by Jayburger May 16, 2008

Arse Crumpet

British version of ass twinkies

he is such an arse crumpet

by junkiejungwoo November 08, 2010

Arse Pelican

This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.

Phil is chadstones local ArsePelican

by No-thanx April 02, 2004