a male human, at the mercy of his unforgiving hormones, unfortunate enough to commit to a needy, whining, selfish female human. The female human will pretend most anything to ensnare a male human so that she may further her own security and selfish desires. When the female human has sucked what she wanted from the male human, and, when it appears to her that the male human has been sucked dry and has little more to feed her selfish desires with, she will stop pretending, and her love will in an instant turn to ambivalence.
She would always let her boyfriend pay for the expensive dinners and activities. Meanwhile, she would buy condos and stocks so that when the boyfriend ran out of money, she would be all set when after leaving him.
by famousde November 16, 2005
Don't believe a word that he's saying he's lying
Don't let him hurt you you better than that
YOUR BOYFRIENDS A LIER
Don't let him hurt you you better than that
YOUR BOYFRIENDS A LIER
by AGirlWithABrokenHeart January 07, 2014
Jen and Tom texted and hung out everyday, but she isn't calling Tom her boyfriend. Tom is her boyfriend non boyfriend.
by megzany June 25, 2015
The male inconvenience often mentioned by women that never seems to be there when you speak to the woman. He is irrelevant and just like the ugly friend with the woman, shouldn't stop you from pursuing your goal.
fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend
fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend
Dude, hurdles don't stop runners from reaching the finish line, why should her boyfriend stop me?
woman: I have a boyfriend.
man: Well i have a goldfish named lieutenant shiny sides but when did we start talking about shit that doesn't matter?
fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend
woman: I have a boyfriend.
man: Well i have a goldfish named lieutenant shiny sides but when did we start talking about shit that doesn't matter?
fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend
by anstd February 02, 2010
The male part of a relationship that, for all purposes, are boyfriend and girlfriend, yet the couple refuses to acknowledge it or use the label.
M: Hey, are you and your boyfriend coming to my party on Saturday?
V: He's not my boyfriend!! But yeah, we'll be there, after dinner with his mom.
M: Oh yeah, sorry, your non-boyfriend boyfriend.
V: He's not my boyfriend!! But yeah, we'll be there, after dinner with his mom.
M: Oh yeah, sorry, your non-boyfriend boyfriend.
by MadisonG November 03, 2010
The bain of ones existence. May cause consumption of alcohol is massive quantities and loss of all sanity.
by Smashly June 13, 2008
Free food and personal ATM.
Just cook for it and let it touch the butt and watch as it gives you everything you've ever wanted.
Just cook for it and let it touch the butt and watch as it gives you everything you've ever wanted.
by PaperElephant December 18, 2014