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Noob

A response to being defeated.
John Smith vs. Ninja Glider

John Smith puts a bullet between Ninja Glider's head!

Ninja Glider: noob
by MrCoolness June 21, 2009
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Noob

someone with little or limited knowledge, usually regarding a game. also more generally used to describe someone of little intelligence in general
by thejudes January 9, 2010
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Noob

The most hatet group of people on MMOPRG games like World of warcraft.
by Brandenkauer March 10, 2009
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Noob

Someone who is bad at a videogame. Typically noob (pronounced new with a B at the end) will be a player who has owned and played the game for awhile now but due to their ignorance, annoyance, over confidence & general stupidity, they will suck at the game.

These people usually will throw the word noob out which is also a classic example of the more you use it, the more you probably are it. General examples of a noob's behavior are players who betray/team kill their team mates for taking a weapon or vehicle they wanted. Players who have a game virtually won, but continue to play or spawn kill the other team because they're either bored or find it funny.

As you might have guessed - noobs usually don't have much of a life and take their depression out in the videogame world... The one place they can be better then somebody. Noobs also find it necessary to talk shit to the opposite team whether they win or lose.

Please don't confuse Noob with Newbie. The latter means the player is simply new to the game & not necessary a idiot of life.
EXAMPLE IF NOOB LOSES:

Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys got fucking lucky!

EXAMPLE IF NOOB WINS:

Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys fucking suck!
by Proem March 11, 2010
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Noob

Someone who is shit at something, i.e. Life
"Shabaz is a right noob"
by blueprintChris June 12, 2008
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Noob

A person who is clueless, misinformed or helplessly stupid. To be a noob requires one to be beyond help in any situation, and acting like one doesn't know, understand or comprehend what is going on. Being ignorant to the situation one is in and blundering about openly and embarrasingly is essential to n00bness.

The word "noob" originates from mortal kombat, from a playable character by the name Noob Saibot, who was actually Sub-Zero risen from the grave. The character was pretty poorly executed on the top of another character in the game, and was occasionally refered to erroneously as kano by the game amongst other bugs.

In the progress of time Noob became to mean Newbie because of the homonymic nature of the two words.
George W. Bush is such a n00b.
An embarrasing failure usually concern a Noob in the wrong place at the wrong time.
by Tuhooja June 7, 2009
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Noob

Of or pertaining to Tony DeMartino
Tony is such a noob bro!
by chrissov March 30, 2008
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