Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.

Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.

by Tpaty December 12, 2020

Wacker

Deragatory slang for elderly woman especially if they’re annoying

Patty is such a fucking wacker

by Fortnite1500 September 6, 2021

Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.

you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!

by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011

Wacker

Pathetic hacker who chooses to target those in the worst possible situation.

Wacker=wack

by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023

Slag wacker

Ginger.

Dirty slag wacker

by Gingerhater100 January 30, 2023

Fart Wacker

Someone who wafts the farts around so that other people can smell it.

No one likes a fart wacker on the bus. They air out their farts for everyone to smell.
John is such a fart wacker. Let's beat him up!

by Captain Crunch is my Dad October 19, 2023

Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023