Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.

Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

pedo-edge

"pedo-edge" jokes and humor are a subcategory of the "edgy" genre, incorporating shock value as a major component and therefore belongs to a wider umbrella term named NSFW humor.

A: You know what the major cause of pedophilia is these days?

B: Sexy children?

A: Damn dude, no... that's some straight-up pedo-edge bru

by iDontNeedNoDamnPseudonym March 3, 2021

Pedo-Headass

A pedo-headass is a nigga who is incredibly stupid, but also pervs on children. Pretty much what it sounds like, a pedo and a headass.

"Bruh that nigga is a straight pedo-headass." "Wym" "He postin pictures of him and Sarada from Boruto, saying that's his wife."

by K The Magic Man November 26, 2017

Poundland pedo

The creepy lanky man who talks to him self and bends down to look under the skirts of little girls he also works in Poundland in Runcorn

Pussface: why is he staring at my ass
Pussface: oh just ignore him that’s the Poundland pedo

by lol Roblox is fun May 7, 2020

Pedo Stroll

A short walk during which pedophiles scope out their next prey.

Mark: Did you see that old nasty man over there creepin on those kids?

Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!

by -El Hopper September 7, 2010

Pedo feet

Where your toes look like a bald pedofile

Wow you got some weird pedo feet

by Pedofeet101 October 15, 2019

Pedo Khalifa

A small change to Wiz Khalifa's song, "Black and Yellow." Instead of singing his regular rap, you switch "it big" with "with kids"

Pedo Khalifa:

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is, everything I do, I do with kids

by JAYBEE**** July 31, 2011