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Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.
My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.
by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018
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battle sage

Someone who plays the agent Sage in valorant, who is a sentinel and healer, and gets a lot of kills/out frags the duelists.
Dang Sage you’re top fragging, you’re a battle sage.
by caffeineanddepression September 24, 2022
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Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.
by International June 26, 2013
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Battle for BFDI

The fourth season of bfdi. A show made by jacknjellify where 64 contestants battle for a BFDI (Battle for dream island)
Person 1: Hey have you seen Battle for BFDI?
Person 2: Not yet. I'm still on the first season.
by Mikk290 September 19, 2022
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battle dudes.io

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI February 10, 2021
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Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth
Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”
by 3tbspOfgravy March 18, 2022
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Squad battles

1. A place where neeks gather because they cannot play real people, they find solitude in beating a fucking computer on beginner difficulty.

2. Like division rivals but for those with no friends and lots of time.
Did you see Charlie playing squad battles?”

“Eww what a nonce”
by Div_rivals_gang October 12, 2020
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