Dr. Nixon

Very cool guy! 10/10, would recommend signing up for his services! (Please sign up).
Has a very cool mask that he built himself, and is also very cool. (Did I already say that?)
Overall, great doctor. Should not be arrested for human taxidermy.
(NOTE, THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY DR. NIXON PLEASE DO NOT ASK IF IT WA

"Hey, isn't Dr. Nixon the guy that went missing five or ten years ago?"
"No. It's not."

by micr0wav3 December 26, 2021

H Nixon

Very short and hot and very strong

It’s H Nixon it’s so hot

by hachee35 April 20, 2022

H nixon

Very hot and strong and cool

Omg it’s H Nixon he’s so cool

It’s HNixon he is short

by hachee35 April 20, 2022

joe nixon

Top milf in your area, she will give it to anyone for a pack of watsits

“Yo you heard of joe nixon?” “yh gave her a pack of watsits for a blowy”

by clxrted May 14, 2021

Nixon

The surname of the 37th president of the United States.

For some reason the top definitions is or was some gay fucking love text about some guy who’s supposedly the nicest guy ever, hey I might be wrong, maybe he is the greatest guy, I should really meet him. Maybe we will become great friends and I’ll go out playing hockey with him.

Some of the other definitions are really huge breasts and sex moves and other random shit. Fuck, am I high?

Jeff: “who’s nixon?”
Ape: “Nixon is the nicest guy ever”
Jeff: “you convinced me”

by Cockturtle May 22, 2021

Nixon glazer

A girl named Salian that always come back to love a boy named Nixon after they broke up like up 7 times

Ur dateing Nixon again. u are a Nixon glazer

by Nigsigtanman August 5, 2025

Nixoned it

Leaving putts short of the hole

We have a golf buddy named Nixon that always leaves the putts short. So whenc anyone else leaves a putt short we say "you Nixoned it"

by IZZY1375 May 16, 2025