"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"
"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"
"Bummer"
"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"
"Bummer"
by kingman91 May 25, 2007
NJ Guy: Heyy
Girl: Heyy where are you from?
NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?
Girl: Eww, get away from me...
MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?
Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?
MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,
Girl: MY HEROO
Girl: Heyy where are you from?
NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?
Girl: Eww, get away from me...
MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?
Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?
MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,
Girl: MY HEROO
by JMUdukes July 29, 2008
Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.
by Websterman March 22, 2012
What, so you think you're so special? (From Family Guy)
New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
by AThepro August 23, 2007
That state up in Yankeeland that is home to the nastiest city in the US...Newark. That, coming from a citizen of the greatest state in the US, TEXAS!
by Hallie Corson September 29, 2004
by Pieman418 April 1, 2009
NJ is summed up in this quote.
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
Definition of New Jersey
by Jersey boy October 5, 2018