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netflix-current

the state of having viewed all available episodes of any television series offered by a media streaming service, i.e. Netflix, Hulu, et al, particularly when awaiting the availability of the most recent or final season of that series.
Hey, hey, hey! No spoilers about last night's episode of Breaking Bad... I'm only Netflix-current and haven't seen any of this season yet!
by n2hairincola March 2, 2015
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Dammit Netflix

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...
by Words of the Wise January 29, 2014
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Netflix Baby

A child that was conceived under the pretext of Netflix and Chill.
My son is a Netflix Baby.

You don't make Netflix Babies if you Netflix and Jill.
by MisterBigBadNastyAZDon April 8, 2016
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netflix and roll

"Hey lets Netflix and roll"
by Calikaze3e May 26, 2016
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Netflix and Alone

The opposite of Netflix and Chill

It means that you go sit in front of the TV and cry from the crippling loneliness while Netflix is playing in the background. Presumably in fetal position.
"Yeah I just Netflix and Alone yesterday..."
"Damn man how you feeling?"
"Six feet under."
by konroy November 30, 2015
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Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."
by zoso7171 May 6, 2010
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