neddled

When your woman wants too much sex and your penis has been bruised irreversibly resulting in excrutiating pain and lack of performance. If not given time to rest the penis may shrink into the size and girth of a jellied eel.

"I got neddled last night."

by Anton Merlin Tabarn June 4, 2006

noddy badge

When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.

Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers

p1: Whats a Noddy Badge??
p2: **stamps person with Noddy Badge**

by SXCTinkerbell February 5, 2007

NerdyDreamCrush

The feelings a gorgeous girl has for a skinny, pale, far too intellegent, nerdy boy, who does not feel the same way. His name is usually Eric and he is usually an english major, who is far too old for her, but won her over by his brains.

"Eric is Layla's NerdyDreamCrush but he doesn't seem to care. Is he fucking crazy? She's hot as shit?!"

by Layla 1015 December 21, 2008

Noddy

1. A simpleton. A stupid, silly or foolish person.

Speaker #1: "When I dream, why don't I need my glasses?"
Speaker #2: "Dude, don't be such a fuckin noddy"

by Delboy007 August 19, 2007

nerdy sanchez

When a very nerdy guy gives chicks a dirty sanchez.

When "Screech" from saved by the bell has his own porn video and gives 2 chicks a "nerdy sanchez."

by Nuffins01 September 30, 2006

neddie

Australian slang for a horse.

Those Neddies are having a rough time with the equine flu, blue!

by Chymie September 8, 2007

Noddy

A nasal drone

He went on and on about Internet Explorer in a noddy

by MrT&J September 8, 2010