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pearl necklace 

A technical term used to refer to ejaculated semen on or around a womans face.
"I gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace." Then I fell asleep.

Ovary Necklace 

1.An imaginary necklace worn by males displaying stereotypical female character traits. A potent, invisible talisman that can can only be removed by consuming a cement sandwich.

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2.An imaginary necklace bestowed upon the sole male attendee of a 'Girls night out ". Again, a potent talisman that can lead to the wearer being paid the compliment of presumed gayness.
1. John is flatting with Henry. John has broken up with his girlfriend. John has just spent half of his savings on clothes and shoes that don't fit him,consumed a chocolate cake, gone to the gym for the second time since he joined two years ago and has had a fight with Henry after asking him if he will be home before midnight. John is wearing an ovary necklace.


2. Sebastian and Penelope have been best friends since nursery school. Sebastian has been invited to Penelope's hens night. Sebastian presumed he may get lucky with one of Penelope's friends. Sebastian was wrong as Penelope has secretly let them know she may/may not snog him on her last night as a single woman. Sebastian became privy to conversation usually reserved for the sole knowledge of the female friends. Seeing Sebastian with so many lovely women and not "with" any of them, onlookers throughout the evening presumed he was gay.
Sebastian had been given an ovary necklace.
Ovary Necklace by Samantha J. October 6, 2008

Reverse Pearl Necklace 

When a male ejaculates inside a female's mouth, and after ejaculation, she spits it back into the male's face.
That guy was such a douche. He didnt tell me he was about to jizz so I pulled a reverse pearl necklace on him.
Reverse Pearl Necklace by mrangsta November 18, 2011

Puka Shell Necklace 

A Puka Shell Necklace is the same thing as a "pearl necklace", only in an undisturbed and now dried state.
"Yeah man, Jessica and I completely passed out after I gave her a pearl necklace. She woke up with a puka shell necklace on."

pearl necklace 

A necklace made up of the teeth from one's adversary.
This phrase is primarilly used in Stoke where senseless violence is common place.

Adversary: Hey Matt.
Engineer: Awww stork I'll give yer a pearl necklace (said in a Stokey accent)

Mennonite Necklace

A Mennonite Necklace is the accumulation of perspiration that gathers around the collar of a t-shirt. It is important to note that a proper Mennonite Necklace is distinguished by the fact that the shirt has no other sweat stains apart from the collar area.
Iain: Look at Steve, he's a true Mennonite.
Mags: How do you know?
Iain: Look at his Mennonite Necklace... It's not even cold out.