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Wine Gift

Wine Gift, The

The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010
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Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.
I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015
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gift fart

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
by The Joff. November 12, 2013
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Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
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Amazon gift

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.
Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!
by Zenamaste April 18, 2020
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The Gift of the Magi

A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.
P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
by anongirl456 September 19, 2020
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host gift

A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.

Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!
by mooooonlight April 6, 2017
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