Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!

Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!

by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025

Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.

Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."

by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021

Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.

Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.

by Bush2865 April 1, 2017

Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.

Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.

by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020

Scupper Contest

A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).

Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.

by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022