Ngarda

A fake member of the Irish police force who carries a fake sheriffs badge from a ten-penny bag and spends his days posting "insider info" about their thick,red-necked, big eared colleagues

"Oh shit it's the fuckin Garda"....?"actually it's grand, its only a dickhead ngarda"....

by The tutor January 16, 2019

Nharen

A great Malaysian dude who always has your back in a fight. Will do anything for you if you and Nharen are good friends. A guy who is able to pull any girl he wants, but usually prefers short Indian girls whose names start with "M" and end with "A". Although he may seem quite innocent, a Nharen can often be quite creepy, as he would casually stroke your leg and smile. He is usually good in bed, when he is with someone who is his type.

Mira: Last night was soooo amazing, I had multiple orgasms with this guy from the curry place!!
Me: omggg sounds so hot, what was his name?
Mira: Nharen...

by Dark.brotha May 13, 2019

Nharen

A Nharen is a nice guy but really thirsty for Indian girls.

Teachers: Leave aarushi alone Nharen
Nharen: Sorry sir, I just have an uncontrollable thing for Indian girls

by thanosmcufan-636 May 13, 2019

Nard Sandwich

When multiple men aggressively spoon each other on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed. The buns consisting of two random people and the meat consisting of the most popular person present. Extra toppings can be added.

"Damn, the Nard-Dog was so hard during the Nard Sandwich!"

"Mason, Bernard, and Aidan made a crazy Nard Sandwich last night!"

by Dogboot June 13, 2019

Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse

Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money

by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020

Nardolistic

when someone is being bothersome, but if you tell them off, they'll freak out unnecessarily, so you just have to endure it

Jim: dude, Jeff was so nardolistic tonight that I wanted to scream
Arnold: i feel you man

by CJ_squared March 16, 2021

Nard

A testicle

When he went freeballing, his nards dangled low

by MC Eula G April 30, 2021