N00b in Denial

Someone who sparks random conversation with you declaring their supremacy in gaming skills over you. These accusations are 99% false, as the other 1 percent only occur if A n00b in denial sparks conversation with another n00b. The n00b will continue to spew his illusion of greatness in a strange and foriegn strategy of N00blish designed to confuse the victim and have them unknowningly admit verbal defeat. In many cases though, the n00b will gradually admit that they are inferior to the victim after prolonged argument.
This n00b hybrid is much more common to find in person than on forums and low hype MMO's. This hybrid n00b requires face to face confrontation to thrive. The n00b continues to thrive best when able to see their victims faces and expression of disgust with their ignorance.

Mitch! I don't care! God man you are a total n00b!!!

NO I'M NOT! IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU CANT HANDLE THAT! 1337!!!

*sigh* you are such a n00b in denial.....

by Pokemon Master14 January 6, 2008

n00b

how to call someone a nob / knob in the online gaming world where words such as above are filtered (censored)(they come up as ****, like swear words)

person1: give me money you n00b

person2: no

person1: **** you, you n00b

by A D August 16, 2007

uber n00b

a form of slang that is used to represent someone who is the worst "noob" ever. as seen in the eyes of those who call him/her as such.

you suck!, uber noob!

by shindou501 June 13, 2005

N00b scope

This a type of quickscope, commonly used in call of Duty, where the person is aiming down their sights, and right before they shoot, they zoom out, and quickscope. It is legal to do in any quickscope match. Some people may claim it illegal, but it's not.

Guy#1 You hard scope me.
Guy#2 Nah that's a N00b scope.

by dprizzyy May 21, 2016

sup n00bs

Generaly used when joining an online game as a greeting to fellow gamers. If the other participants reply with a calm ,normal and serious greeting like "hi","hello", etc , it means that they respect and look up to your skills.

-"sup n00bs?"
-"Hello"
-"Hi"
-"Sup?"
-"Teach us master!"

or

-"sup n00bs?"
-"Who the fuck are you calling a noob asswipe?"
-"Yeah! Get the fuck out of here"
-(console):Player banned

by TenHands January 27, 2011

n00b (n.)

1. One who by virtue of their newness: (a) lacks the skills required to achieve the objectives of an activity or (b) lacks knowledge of the basic strategies used by more experienced players or (c) lacks understanding of the dynamics of the community surrounding an activity.

2. An insult directed at one who, while not new, makes a mistake typically associated with those made by newcomers.

Did you just see that? What a n00b.

by supadrai February 23, 2007

STFU n00b!!

Shut the fuck up, newbie!!

Used to tell obnoxious newbies, to, well, shut the fuck up.

n00b: You suck and ur lame go suck my ballzOMGWTFROFLOLMAOFJDKFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: STFU n00b!!

by Bob882 September 22, 2004