Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
by whydidulookthisup October 04, 2022
"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
by Kaorivec October 16, 2022
its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022
by 🤦🏾♂️🔫😍 October 10, 2022
Mystic love refers to a deeper connection to a person. You can feel the vibrations of the other persons being.
by Sierra YBK January 25, 2022
When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.
Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.
by EsoMystic June 24, 2021
A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021