muffin

A word that can be substituted to replace any object.

I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.

Open that muffin and grab me a soda.

Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.

by Cisco 2 February 20, 2010

muffin

to be intimate with a donkey

Muffin the Mule

by MuffinTheMule March 2, 2004

muffin

A muffin is an ugly cupcake!!!

Ohh that cupcake looks bad now it is a muffin.

by ksar345 April 21, 2010

muffin

an ugly cupcake

"wtf? thats an ugly cupcake"
"its a muffin..."
"oh.. i see..."

by Slit Your Dolly February 20, 2009

Muffin

A 69 position with 3 or more people; cuddling position while penetrating. Not to be confused with mooning, spooning or forking. It is not a 69 with two people.

hey baby you wanna muffin

by Xason August 19, 2010

Muffin

that which is sought by AlysWhitil, Klokwurk and Vibrobunny

I gots all the Muffins!

by Hikaru April 6, 2003

muffin

When you poop in your hand and shove it in someone's face.

I just gave Kennedy a freshly baked muffin.

by l337m4nj00 April 17, 2006