Santa Monica College

The dumpster for Beverly Hills High School Student who didn't get into a good college. In my opinion Santa Monica College is like second high school.

"Fuck high school I'll just go to SMC(Santa Monica College)!"

by Mrs. Dodds April 4, 2010

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

monica lewensky

cock sucker, blow job giver

Get down bitch and give me a monica lewensky

by Dre007 May 28, 2005

MONIC

A monic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.

Guy 1: Woah what is that?

Guy 2: that’s a monic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find.

by TheOG_McNasty January 8, 2019

Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.

He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

Monica

The only acceptable way for white people to say “what’s up my n***a!”

Kareem: “Yo what’s up my n***a!”
Chad: “ ‘sup Monica!”

by Juanmoretime24 January 20, 2019

monion

Collective noun for a group of onions. Usually used to describe a large amount of onions

Wow, he's bought a monion of onions from the shop today!

by InvivnI July 11, 2010