Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.

I need to go Toist the Moist

by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021

Moist Clarity

This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.

"I got a date tonight, I should have that moist clarity ya know?"

by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023

Moist Dolphin

When your mate comes over for a casual drink and ends up balls deep in a sexual tryst with a mutual friend, resulting in vaginal squirtation all over the linen and walls.

"Why is the air so humid in here?"
"Molly Moist Dolphin'ed"

by SMAHNZ September 5, 2016

morning moist

When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.

Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.

by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011

Moist Chicken

When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out

Thomas ate my moist chicken today

by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016

Lil Moist

A soundcloud rapper trying to make it big. soundcloud.com/lil-moist

Hey man did you hear Lil Moist's song he just released. It's lit.

by Lil Moist Gang May 17, 2018

Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017