moist cunt

1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.

3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.

1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt

by BulletProofToast June 5, 2017

Moist sump

1. The state of Cheryl's Box whenever the boys hit page up

2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!

Wow -look at the top trucks seat - Cheryl really gets a moist sump when it comes on boost!

by Ph_dn_pg_dn_802_ginger March 24, 2022

Moist Clarity

This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.

"I got a date tonight, I should have that moist clarity ya know?"

by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023

morning moist

When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.

Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.

by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011

Moist Chicken

When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out

Thomas ate my moist chicken today

by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016

Lil Moist

A soundcloud rapper trying to make it big. soundcloud.com/lil-moist

Hey man did you hear Lil Moist's song he just released. It's lit.

by Lil Moist Gang May 17, 2018

Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017