Cement Mixer

A noisy eater, that munches and masticates their food.

Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.

Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”

by Bucklesquack August 3, 2020

triple shot mixer

Same as a double shot mixer but with period blood thrown in. So as well as cumming in each other's mouths it's done when a woman has her period, then they kiss to mix all three fluids and swallow.

Kev and I tried a triple shot mixer. It was better than a double shot mixer because my blood made it taste more metallic.

by Natalie Milf September 27, 2018

baby mixer

makes baby mix for the baby oven

lets make a baby with your baby mixer

by dickweeddobbler November 7, 2022

chuck a mixer

The cockney term for blowing your load e.g. ejaculation

Sam: I'm stressed what do I do?

Tim: just chuck a mixer you'll be fine.

by Xx97xX May 1, 2017

Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.

My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.

by WhoSlangDu? September 27, 2021

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

Double-Mixer

When an individual, who, already in possession of a single phallus, be it real or artificial, dons a second phallus in order to have penetrative sex with both phalli at the same time.

Baby, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

Hey ladies, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010