Chatfield, Minnesota

A small dinky town on the outskirts of Rochester, MN. It will soon be absorbed by the hungry beast that is Rochester. It is home to a Skippy grocery store and it is home to the only stoplight in fillmore county. It is a bedroom community for those who work in nearby Rochester. The only sustainable businesses are Subway, the grocery store, and the gas station. The recently added liquor store seems to be drawing many new residents to the small town. Also, it's pristine golf course might just be good enough for some of the local pros living in the area.

"Hey man let's go to Chatfield, Minnesota."
"Well, only if we can knock over the Subway and get drunk at the Liquor store."

by Chatty-town January 13, 2009

austin minnesota

Austin Minnesota is the definition of death. It is infested with crackheads and violence. They are known for there good soccer players but there football team absolutely sucks

Don’t go to Austin Minnesota . Unless you like crack or violence STAY AWAY!

by Shortgirly235 January 14, 2018

Minnesota bankroll

A roll or wad of paper money that looks impressively large but is composed mostly of one-dollar bills. The roll may be enveloped in a $20 dollar bill to make it look more impressive.

Person 1: "Look at all these singles in my wallet!"

Person 2: "That's quite a Minnesota bankroll!"

by Hector P. Schmedley July 16, 2010

Minnesota Standoff

When all members of a group of people are too polite to take the last serving of a given dish.

In the third Minnesota Standoff of the evening, the last piece of pumpkin pie sat alone in the center of the table, the whole family eyeing it in uncomfortable silence.

by the Man of the Van January 15, 2015

marshall minnesota

a town in minnesota where large groups os african people migrate to because the city wants to become "diverse." this plan backfired when ethiopian and somalian hoodlums united and formed gangs to fight with rival gang of asian people living there

I let my chain hang down to my nut in Marshall Minnesota.

by birdman11 February 6, 2005

Minnesota Wild

The only consistently successful sports team in the state!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!

Minnesota Wild: Stanley Cup '08?

by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008

Minnesota Vikings

An NFL team who either, chokes in playoffs or regular season or is just utter trash

The Minnesota Vikings choked away an 11 point lead to the Cardinals to lose and give up their playoff spot to the Green Bay Packers

by IceDragonPhoenix December 22, 2017