magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell

"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"

by mr_pr December 11, 2006

Ming Ying

A very dirty human.

Boy: where where you yesterday
Ming Ying : having s** with ur mum

by Gdgeigdjdgdbsohdhd February 16, 2022

minging

Getting totaly wasted and drunk the following night out with the lads

Down the pub and you drink till you drop

by Not-Telling-A-Soul June 23, 2005

Minge licker

A person who takes great pleasure from sticking their tongue instead a vagina

Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. It’s great!

by WonkyTits February 22, 2023